Fun & Games

Posts a random joke with a setup and punchline. Falls back with an error message when the joke API is unavailable.

Posts a random meme image with upvotes and the source subreddit. Pulls its media from a public meme API.

Searches YouTube and posts the first matching video as a link. Prints the video title inline and fails gracefully when nothing is found.

Fires a random roast line at the chosen user. Targets the command author when no user is provided.

Sends a random smooth pickup line. Mentions the target user, or falls back to a generic line.

Computes a random compatibility percentage between two users. Renders the result as a percentage bar.

Stages a fake hacking sequence against the chosen user. Animates several phases before printing fabricated credentials.

Rates how gay someone is with a random 0–100 score. Rates the command author when no user is given.

Rates how lovable someone is with a random 0–100 score. Defaults to the command author when no user is provided.

Answers a question the way a magic eight ball would. The question argument is optional; a random answer is always returned.

Flips a coin and reports Heads or Tails. Also available through the .cf alias.

Rolls a die with a configurable number of sides. Side counts below 1 are rejected with an error.

Renders the supplied text as large ASCII art via pyfiglet. Oversized results are truncated to fit Discord's limits.

Posts the classic shrug emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Posts the table flip emoticon (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻.

Returns a "let me Google that for you" link for the query. The query is URL-encoded automatically.

Sends a message containing only a zero-width space. Useful for nuking visible content in a channel.

Converts a custom or Unicode emoji into an image URL. Custom emojis resolve through Discord's CDN, Unicode through Twemoji.

Looks up dictionary definitions for the given word. Posts up to three definitions across the first few parts of speech.

Deluges the chosen user's DMs with repeated copies of a message. Accepts an amount between 1 and 100, pausing every ten sends.

Fetches a user's avatar at full 4096 resolution. Defaults to your own avatar when no user is given.

Posts the current server's icon at full resolution. Reports an error when the server has no icon set.

Fetches a user's banner image at full resolution. Reports when the chosen user has no banner set.

Looks up a stock image for the query via Lorem Flickr. Posts the result as a clickable URL in the channel.

Deepfries the message image: oversaturated, noisy and crushed. Escapes the image with quality 32 JPEG to maximize meme.

Applies a wavy slice distortion to the message image. The classic surreal "magik" meme treatment.

Wraps the image in a dark GTA-style "WASTED" overlay.

Builds a "Change My Mind" debate-style meme card from your text.

Turns the message image into an animated head-petting GIF. Renders via the PopCat API using the captured image source.

Overlays a red "TRIGGERED" border on the message image.

Generates a stonks-market meme from your text via memegen.

Overlays a "drip" style effect onto the image via PopCat.

Renders a Minecraft-style "Achievement Get!" card for your text.

Produces a satirical "Obama Award" medal card for your text.

Builds a black "TOP G" quote card attributed to the source.

Renders a fake tweet card using your avatar and the given text.

Builds a fake YouTube video card with your avatar and title.

Renders a "now playing" Spotify-style card for a song title.

Composes a clean, quote-style image card from your text.

Generates a joke fake ID card with your chosen name.

Builds a fake YouTube comment card under your avatar.

Blurs the message image with a Gaussian radius. The radius argument is clamped to 1–100; defaults to 8.

Flattens and invert the colors of the message image.

Strips the color from the message image, leaving grayscale.

Pixelates the message image into big blocks. The block size argument is clamped to 2–200; defaults to 16.

Draws the given caption at the bottom of the message image. Wraps and truncates longer text to fit the image width.

Sends a random "would you rather" question. Pulls questions from the bundled wyr.json data file.

Fires a random roast from the roasts.json pool at the user. Targets the command author when no user is given.

Sends a random compliment to a user or even yourself.

Posts a random copypasta from the copypastas.json pool.

Sends a random pun from the puns.json data file.

Translates text words into emoji where possible. Unmatched characters become regional-indicator letters.

Reverses the entire text string character by character.

Converts the given text into Morse code. Letters and numbers are supported; words separated by slashes.

Allows text to look corrupted with combining characters. A leading number (0–20) sets the intensity; default is 3.

Fetches a random dad joke from icanhazdadjoke.

Pulls a random "useless fact" from a public API.

Sends a convincing-looking cheat ban with a random reason. Targets the given user, or defaults to the author.

Dri sinnlessly runs a fake giveaway with a random winner.

Restyles text with bold, sans, script, or fraktur Unicode. Prefix your text with a style name to pick one; default is bold.

Mocks your text with randomly mixed upper/lower casing. The seed comes from the text itself so it is deterministic.

Interjects a clap emoji between every word of your text.

Posts the latest or a number-specific xkcd comic with alt text.

Sends a soft cat hug GIF for the given user. Fetched from the nekos.best API.

Posts a random anime-style neko artwork image.

Fetches a random waifu artwork image.

Asks a multiple-choice trivia question with reaction answer buttons. Accepts an optional difficulty: easy, medium, or hard.

Starts a number-guessing mini game with higher/lower hints. Optional max limit caps the range; 30 seconds per guess.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the dedicated hass endpoint. Gated behind the NSFW config flag and the channel's NSFW status.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the ass endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the boobs endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the lewd endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the blowjob endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the hentai endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW visual content through the thigh endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Fetches NSFW animated content through the nekogif endpoint. Respects the NSFW toggle and channel-level restrictions.

Searches NSFW imagery by keyword with automatic filters. Falls back to a random reliable source when the keyword is unknown.

Searches NSFW animation for the given query across several sources. Falls back to a random reliable source when none match.